sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals)

(Source: best-of-memes)


stayathomedadwanttobe:

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

I guess even shitty movies have to have a funny moment. 
Animals Without Hair ↘

You won’t believe how freaking BIZARRE these animals look naked

This is really creepy actually

WELL I’LL BE HAVING ME A NIGHTMARE TONIGHT

(Source: goo.gl)

I see you opened tumblr in public.
I too like to live.. Dangerously

shisnojon:

how come threesome porn always start off the same like

image

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

image

amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.
chrisissippi:

the prophecy
emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
Satellites
tastefullyoffensive:

[redlineshifter]