snapturbating:

what an idiot

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn


spongepopculture:

"It grew louder—louder—louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God!—no, no! They heard!—they suspected!—they knew!—they were making a mockery of my horror!"

The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe


burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber
helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

visceralsenseofsnarky:

jawn-lennon:

when someone from a different timezone is late night blogging and its daytime where you are

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THIS IS WHAT THIS GIF WAS DESTINED TO BE

(Source: renton-thurston-remade)

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(Source: smallplantfriend)

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Is this what a drug trip looks like?

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”

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