love-the-avenger:

When bae tells a joke. 

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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dekutree:

she thicc

tragic-silhouette:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Me as a parent

But I’m a gay republican.

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!


assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

gohomeblogurdrunk:

acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

I stabbed him in the tummy. :D

(Source: acklesism-has-moved)

fyeahlancealexander:

Harry and Niall after their first bareback scene
awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

buzzfeed:

You can’t force a meme, but you shouldn’t keep it hidden away from the world, either.

(Source: adulthoodisokay)


breakfast-with-satan:

666kira:

"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

Omg

queen

(Source: realitytvbitch)